Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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