Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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