i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I had to cum in my sink.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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