i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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