nutella sex= disaster
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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