You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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