It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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