How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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