Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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