I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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