what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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