found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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