She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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