if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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