your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
