What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I love you. Go after that dick
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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