I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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