Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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