Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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