This girl is more easily done than said...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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