My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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