bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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