so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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