I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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