Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
