Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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