how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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