He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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