so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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