Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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