he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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