I accidentally had phone sex last night
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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