Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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