I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Drake has all the answers
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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