some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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