This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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