The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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