If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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