I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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