love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well you can't waste a boner
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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