did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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