Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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