Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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