so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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