Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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