You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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