Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So vagazzling was a success
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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