No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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