I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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