we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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