But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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